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1.
A satisfying substitute used by the consumption of a non-alcoholic beverage or food item in place of an alcoholic drink after a long, rough day.
The kids were a real handful today, so this ice cream is my stiff drink substitute.

My boyfriend and I got into a fight and he bought me chocolate as an apology gift. Now I'm eating my stiff drink substitute.
by Sole Obsession February 19, 2010