1) A wooden-stick used by kids like me
back in the day day as a substitute
for the transforming-robot toys
because we were to poor to by a
Trasnformer or Go-Bot.
Ty: "Dude, that's just a stick..."
Me: "No, it's a robot that TURNS INTO
Ty: "That's stupid, you suck, go home."
Me: "Lousy Stickformer..."