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Stevie Johnson 

1. Explosive, talented young receiver on the Buffalo Bills. One of the most underrated players in the league, 80+ rec 1000+ rec yds & 10 TD's.

2. Also defined as gettin yours and gettin it in when you have to get your grind on and work for it. Has a rap song named after him written by cousin bay area rapper Ya Boy.
"I'm about my Bills like Stevie Johnson, call my woman throw her back like a quarter option, money on my mind money on my conscious, I'm all about my Bills, I'm on my Stevie Johnson.
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Steve Jobs-ing it 

"Steve Jobs-ing It" refers to a term when a fired CEO triumphantly returns to run the Company that she or he founded.
Fired and disgraced [Uber} CEO Travis Kalanick told many that he is working on "Steve Jobs-ing it" and will one day as Uber CEO again.
Steve Jobs-ing it by BBEmpress August 1, 2017

steve jobs-ing 

Refers to when a fired CEO returns again as CEO to the company that he or she started and founded.
Fired UberCEO Travis Kalanick told many colleagues that he will soon Steve Jobs-ing" and will return as Uber CEO again soon.
steve jobs-ing by EmpressSquad August 1, 2017

who the hell is steve jobs 

man 1: It's so sad that steve jobs died of ligma
man 2: Who the hell is steve jobs?

Man 1: Ligma balls
Man 2 fucking dies

Cockblocked by Steve Jobs 

The act or reactive measure when the opposite sex makes eye-contact with you and then proceeds to plug in their iPod as a defense mechanism to prevent you from making a move on them.
Josh: I saw this girl on the bus and was going to hit on her, then she busted out her iPod.

Sam: Aw man, you got cockblocked by Steve Jobs
Word of the Day on July 19, 2010

Steve Jobs heaven 

Where your iWhatever and other Apple-related gadgets go goes when they die.
Travis: Shit, dude. I accidentally dropped a sledge hammer on my iPhone. I think I killed it.
Kenny: Yeah, it's gone to Steve Jobs heaven.
Steve Jobs heaven by hotelsuicide February 1, 2010

Steve Jobs 

Mediocre work by lazy assholes named Steve.
Serg: Why are these computers all fucked up?
Vic: Steve's the one that built them out.
Serg: Oh so they're all Steve Jobs.
Steve Jobs by Dick Picker January 26, 2023