An email reply that might come from Steven Paul Jobs (aka Steve Jobs), CEO of Apple Inc. It is usually very short (5 words, tops), sometimes rispid, often followed by "Sent from my iPhone/iPad".
"So, honey, can we go to the prom together with my little sister and her emo boyfriend?"
Sent from my iPhone"
"Damn, boy! Another Stevemail from you and we're done!"
"Nice knowing you.
Sent from my iPad"