Step up to the Mic 

When you bring a girl home from a night out but she doesnt put out. Its the question your friend would ask to see if she at least provided some ORAL entertainment.

Friend 1: How did you get on with that girl from last night?

Friend 2: Ah it was OK but she wouldnt put out...

Friend 1: Well did she at least step up to the mic?

Step up to the Mic by Whackerwalsh January 10, 2012

Step up to the microphone 

euphemism - oral sex, giving head, blow job
technique of singing kareoke & playing the pink oboe are strikingly similar.
i.e. grab the microphone with both hands and belt out some classics.

That bird from last night was frigid, she didnt even step up to the microphone.

I pulled a dog last night, but fair play, she stepped up to the microphone and sung a few hits.

Step up to the microphone by DownUnder1 February 11, 2010