by anusol August 21, 2005
One who lacks any mental capacity, otherwise known as a tool. Someone who often makes a total fool of themselves.
by jellyfish94 January 11, 2011
Pertains to and when something out of your own control (or seemingly out of your own control) goes totally wrong and has negative consequences. "The Steamer" loves everyone despite everyone despising "the steamer."
Losing a sports video game at the very last second. Dropping your beer. Getting in a car accident. Pouring your cereal only to find not enough milk. Your girlfriend cheating on you. Steve McNair coming one yard shy of a superbowl victory. All of these are just some examples of "the steamer" and how it ruins our day by loving us.
by MrMaynard June 6, 2006
by VAN April 21, 2004
When one takes a dump on another person's body.
The Cleveland Steamer: Poo on the chest
The Boston Steamer: Poo on the face
The Cleveland Steamer: Poo on the chest
The Boston Steamer: Poo on the face
by JPizzle April 12, 2004
The act of dropping a turd in the lawn around winter time. the cold temperatures create a fog to arise from the pile of steaming poo
by sheVen August 6, 2009
Nickname given to LeBron James, small forward for the Miami Heat, paying homage to his two most memorable feats: (1) when he shit on the entire city of Cleveland by announcing on LIVE TV that he was leaving them for Miami, (2) when he choked harder than anyone has ever choked before, during the 2011 NBA Finals.
Chris: "Did you know that the Steamer STILL hasn't asked the mother of his children to marry him?"
Wade: "He says he WANTS to... he just doesn't have a ring yet."
Wade: "He says he WANTS to... he just doesn't have a ring yet."
by HoboSpider December 23, 2011