A Jewish person who due to genetic variables or intermarriage is often mistaken for a Christian person.
Usually a larger, more aggressive, heavily armed jewish person.
The Goldberg/Lyle Alzado kind of Jew... Not the Woody Allen/David Schwimmer kind of Jew.

All the money... Twice the testosterone!
Bob: Did'ja Hear the one about the Jew in the concentration camp...
Marc: What did you say Motherfucker?
Bob: What, are you a Heeb or something?
Marc: Kick, Stomp, Smush... "That'll Learn ya... Bitch"
Bystander: Check it out... Stealth Jew!
by The Machine September 28, 2006
Top Definition
The most feared and dangerous type of Jew in the known universe. He lurks in the shadows and startles non-jews who happen to cross his path. Upon startling his prey, the Stealth Jew will shout "Shalom" and hit the non-jew on the head with a Stealth Dreidal, the weapon of choice for these fearsome hebrews. Several hours later, the non-jew will awake with a severe headache and a significantly lighter wallet.
I would have come earlier, but a Stealth Jew took my bus money.
by Sir.R June 03, 2010
A person who, at first appearance doesn't appear Jewish, but upon further conversation, reveals him/herself to be.
A: So, what did you do over the weekend?
B: I fasted.
A: Wait, why?
B: It was Yom Kippur... duh.
A: Wait, you're Jewish?
B: Yeah, I'm a Stealth Jew.
by Kasu Shinbai September 30, 2009
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