When a thief has regrets about the object(s) he/she has stolen and decides to return the stolen object(s) in a similar way to buyer's remorse.
Girl: Last week, some asshole stole my car with my phone inside.
Guy: Shit, what did you do after?
Girl:I had someone text my phone to ask the asshole to return my car and the next day it was parked outside.
Guy: Looks like the guy had stealer's remorse...
Guy: Shit, what did you do after?
Girl:I had someone text my phone to ask the asshole to return my car and the next day it was parked outside.
Guy: Looks like the guy had stealer's remorse...
by Sherlock Bromes November 16, 2011