A staunch cunt is any hardcore dude who walks like hes got a pole up his ass and like his lat muscles are way bigger than what they are so his arms stick out to the side unnaturally. This kind of cunt never smiles, and has no sense of humor, he will attempt to stare anyone and everyone down and is usually ugly and dumb as fuck and was abused as a kid thats why he's mad at the world. A staunch cunt is one of the last remaining cunts who think they are tough by smoking cigarettes.
"Here comes that fucking ugly staunch cunt again"
"Doyle is such a staunch cunt even though you could knock is stupid ginger arse flat with one punch"
"Stop being such a staunch cunt and smile for once you stupid fuck"
"Doyle is such a staunch cunt even though you could knock is stupid ginger arse flat with one punch"
"Stop being such a staunch cunt and smile for once you stupid fuck"
by Dr Rockso The Rock and Roll Klown March 8, 2007
Miguel Cabalag is staunch
by nonameneeded August 26, 2004
To be the smoothest, ever!
You're gorgeous, give us a kiss! No?
How 'bout you then?
You're gorgeous, give us a kiss?
I is well staunch luv!!!!
How 'bout you then?
You're gorgeous, give us a kiss?
I is well staunch luv!!!!
by Mark Lettice February 19, 2003
1) an apocryphal character cited for the purpose of an argument of the form "Even this staunch republican agrees that all republicans rape babies. sometimes the argument takes the form of a hard news piece.
2) one of the popular forms taken by a "moby", a variety of troll which adopts the cultural identity of the opposing team for the purposes of either defamation by implication or "concern trolling".
2) one of the popular forms taken by a "moby", a variety of troll which adopts the cultural identity of the opposing team for the purposes of either defamation by implication or "concern trolling".
genuine_republican says:
"i have enumerated misgivings about the policies of our standing president which are as follows..."
Staunch Republican 1776 says:
"YEA I HEAR YA BROTHER! THIS DIRTY N***ER MARXIST SHOULD BE ASSASINATED AN JEWS CONTROL THE CURRENCY."
faux-moderate (the authentic id of "staunch_republican1776") says:
"i have to say, genuine, there are problems with your criticisms which i haven't the time to point out here, but i wonder if you ever ask yourself why so many of your ideas so readily excite the passions of racist skinhead types like 'staunch_republican1776'?"
"i have enumerated misgivings about the policies of our standing president which are as follows..."
Staunch Republican 1776 says:
"YEA I HEAR YA BROTHER! THIS DIRTY N***ER MARXIST SHOULD BE ASSASINATED AN JEWS CONTROL THE CURRENCY."
faux-moderate (the authentic id of "staunch_republican1776") says:
"i have to say, genuine, there are problems with your criticisms which i haven't the time to point out here, but i wonder if you ever ask yourself why so many of your ideas so readily excite the passions of racist skinhead types like 'staunch_republican1776'?"
by juuuummmmyyyy May 8, 2011
n. the extreme of the right-wing side of the political spectrum. A staunch wants things to return to the way they were in the "good ol' days". Think of it as conservatives to the 10th power.
by Kennedy Danzig November 28, 2004
(n) elite raver; puts the word "hardcore" to shame.
phat pants + huge pupils + enthusiastic demeanor + knows far more about the music than you + still awake *at least* a full day after you got tired and went home, and showing no signs of slowing down = staunch cunt.
phat pants + huge pupils + enthusiastic demeanor + knows far more about the music than you + still awake *at least* a full day after you got tired and went home, and showing no signs of slowing down = staunch cunt.
by paul of the jungle April 4, 2005