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Having sex with an inanimate object, especially a marble statue of a former president. Guy 1: Did you hear about Dave? He got busted for statue-tory rape.
Guy 2: With a 16-year old? Guy 1: No, with the Lincoln Memorial! Guy 2: Are they going to lock him up for four score and seven years? Guy 1: Dude! |
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