Student 2: "...What? Why are you excited!?"
Student 1: "Because I love math!"
Student 2: "...That isn't math."
so if one does not do statistics one will lead a sad and lonely life.
Virginia Tech fan: so what, statistics show blah blah blah (useless info)
Me: YOU STILL LOST
Me: Stanford will clobber you
same fan: we have the best offense in the acc we'll win
Me: told you so
same fan: well statistics show.....
Me: jesus christ