The guy at work who always flexes about taking the stairs. Usually a middle aged male who could star in a commercial for viagra, arthritis meds, or cholesterol pills.
Random dude waiting on elevator: “Hey what’s up.”
Stairs guy: “I’ll race you”
Stairs guy starts speed walking towards the stairs.
Stairs guy: “I’ll race you”
Stairs guy starts speed walking towards the stairs.
by Normalelevatorguy January 27, 2023