Trojan Staircase

A large plywood staircase filled completely with zombies. Used in conjunction with the Razor Slinky Ov Discomfort.

Fear the Trojan Staircase! FEAR IT!

"Oh, what a charming staircase. Oh no! ZOMBIES! Oh no! SLINKY!"

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

Blasting Staircase

1. Synonym for kicking ass, or doing something awesome
2. Hyperbole for describing something awesome
3. Doing something insane

1. Greg: I did the run with a laptime of 2,3 minutes
Chris: Woah man! You were totally blasting staircase!

2. Greg: Do you remember the devils three-way we had yesterday?
Chris: Hell yeah! It was blasting staircase!

3. Greg: Yesterday I was blasting staircase!
Chris: How come?
Greg: I did a backflip from a 50feet drop, landing in a shopping cart and win a nascar race!

by The staircaseblaster January 12, 2011

Spiral Staircase

Is a sexual position in which the male enters the female from behind, pushes her face into the pillow and then sticks his thumb into her ass and twists in a clockwise motion. This gives the sensation of the downward forcing motion during thrusts from the pelvis.

Hey man, I took this girl home lastnight and gave her the spiral staircase!

by Gino Genoa March 31, 2010

anal staircase

A staircase where anal sex happens at random usually by prostitutes.

Hey joe let's go to the anal staircase

by Memely_dayz June 2, 2017

step down the staircase

when your ex dated someone new who’s a significant step down from you.

“hey chloe, show me your ex’s new gf”
“omg ok”
*shows photo*
“wow she is definitely a step down the staircase”

by mill234567 June 15, 2019

peril of a wax staircase

a conversation pattern in which the discourse appears to follow the laws of logic and reason, but, in fact, upon close examination of, or prolonged participation in...you get stuck like you do when you try to walk up a melting wax staircase.
often occurs when parties involved in conversation attempt to be more clever or witty than they actually are.

inspired by the melting wax staircase sequence in the "House of Wax" remake

after a 20 minute discussion about writing a play that would serve as an analogy for our current situation (in which we were unable to score some mushrooms), the metaphor was over-extended, and we found ourselves faced with the peril of a wax staircase

by Shenan Hahn and Dan Prestwich March 29, 2006

Halfway up the staircase

To be partially invested in a particular activity or objective.

John: Hey did you go to class today?
Susan: Yeah, but I was using Facebook on my laptop, so I was only halfway up the staircase

by jjhgffghf March 22, 2018