A hip and happening dance move inspired by the Bracknell
Shuffle, the main apparatus needed for the staines shuffle are a car, loud chav
music and the need to mock the picturesque town that is Staines, while sitting in a car being driven by an equally amused friend, the main dancer will shuffle from side to side in their seat with their arms bent at a right angle in front of them and trying to make the illusion that they are getting lower with each shuffle. The main dangers of performing the staines shuffle in a moving vehicle driven by a friend crying with laugher is the unavoidable risk that a chavs
, old person or cyclists may suddenly appear in front of your vehicle, attempts should be made to not hit the for mentioned chav
, old person or cyclist as this is not in keeping with the spirit of the Staines Shuffle.
Driver: Ohmygod I nearly hit a chav on a bike while laughing at your Staines Shuffle
Dance Star: Dont distract me... Im in the Staines Shuffle groove...