A sexual act, in which, the male is having sex with the female doggy-style and pretends to cum. When the female turns back to inspect the male shoots his ejaculate into her eye, then kicks her in the shin. The male then proceeds to run as he is chased by the female AKA the staggering pirate.
Dude whats up with your chick's eye?" "Oh she is just recovering from that staggering pirate I gave her last week.