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An affectionate nickname for Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, a city trading places with Winnipeg for Murder Capital of Canada, where approximately 40% of the homicides are caused by stabbings, according to statistics.
Stabmonton mayor Mandel has called for a ban on the sale of "knives large enough to do serious bodily harm" or something similar. "I'm going to Stabmonton tomorrow, I should bring my Crossbill."
Banning the sale of knives, as with any other weapon, will not stop criminals from getting them and using them. Wake the fuck up. |
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