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Stabilize the Bed 

The act of pushing your hands and legs against the wall to attempt to stop the creaking of the bed while having sex in a college dorm room where other people are sleeping so as to not wake them up
"The creaking is too loud, we're going to wake my roommates up"
"Don't worry, I got this, I'll just stabilize the bed"
Stabilize the Bed by toby69420 October 17, 2017

stabilized 

Euphemism for "Died" among paramedics.
Bob: How'd your patient with the chest pain do?
Al: Uh, he stabilized after a couple of hours.
Bob: Bummer!
stabilized by NMBurnout May 29, 2005

Stableyized 

To be utterly clueless in a specific area. To have zero skill or knowledge of a topic.
Jack was stableyized when it came to HTML code.
Stableyized by Malcom Jamal May 13, 2005

tablelize 

when an alcoholic drink is left with ice in it to sit on a table.. and the ice begins to melt.. saturating the drink
who tablelize this drink?
tablelize by mr frosssst June 14, 2007

stapleizer 

The act of stapleizing something either together or onto something else.
"Nana, can I use your stapleizer to stapleize these papers together?"
stapleizer by Brahgah D January 17, 2025

stableminesser 

a good word for rewordable
i lik stableminesser