| 1. | Sri Lankan Stinkbug | ||
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Where a man takes his partner for a upmarket three course Sri Lankan meal, pays for her like a gentlemen whilst removing his pants and proceeding to wrap a cucumber in aluminium foil before shoving it in his anus and then farting, thus blowing the aluminium foil covered cucumber into the women's eye. Serbio: I was really horny after watching Slumdog Millionaire last night,
Marcus: Same. Where did you go after you left my apartment? Serbio: I took Martha out for dinner and gave her a Sri Lankan Stinkbug. Marcus: I am never speaking to you again. |
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