A lady's pubic hair from the age 50+
Gemma's squirrel was getting out of hand, needing a bloody good trim.

Very dry, coarse and grey (much like a grey squirrel's fur/coat).
by TheFlyingBadger May 29, 2012
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A "squirrel" is a code name for a hot ass sexy man. It originated from the movie "Up," in which the dog when distracted by sighting a squirrel, yells "squirrel." To use the term properly, when you are with your girls and spot a hot ass sexy man, you bump your girl (or guy) and say squirrel. It should not be mixed up with a non-squirrel.
LaFonda: Squirrel gurrl!
Emonjanique: Gurl that squirrel fine!
Bonequeeta: Oh my lord gurrl.. let's get them digits.
Deshamanequa:Y'all had said squirrel? Where at? Gurl let me get at that.
QuaShawndra: Y'all late. That sexiness is mine.
by Erwisha July 11, 2011
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Little fury bastards that mug people in the local park at night and have an obssesion with nuts. Bloody squirrels!
What the? Get out of my trouser leg! Blasted squirrels got my nuts.
by Nik P October 31, 2005
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The kinda girl you don't want to keep around for too long. Cute and cuddly, but crazy as fuck.
Yo man, Miley Cyrus is a total squirrel. But she's probably still worth it for a bit
by Bobby Bigwheels October 9, 2010
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A good friend but annoying as hell when he's left stuck in a room to long. You can't take him out in public because he will make you look stupid but you love him anyways. You will always love squirrels.
Zack Hall=Squirrel
by Cheese1693 November 22, 2009
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A sexually-oriented woman that likes to "climb your wood," and swallow all of your nuts.
Dude, she had sex with like 3 guys yesterday.

Wow, what a squirrel.
by Semi-Dunn June 5, 2011
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A choad, normally a weird brown color but can have variance in color, and surrounded by a thick mass of pubic hair.
Girl 1: So, what did you a with that guy last night?
Girl 2: Don't bring that up...
Girl 3: Why? What happened?
Girl 4: Things were going great and I went to reach into his pants and there was a squirrel in there!
by Umlau October 23, 2011
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