Squidward

sexiest beast alive

Damn I wish I could eat squidward ass

by Kinkyemokid August 14, 2017

Squidward

The 'straight guy' on the comedy known as spongebob Squarepants

"you have to feel sorry for Squidward sometimes"

by JimmyK September 12, 2003

The Squidward

When you place your genitals over a persons face (Male/Female). Place your testicles on the eyes and your cock over the nose to resemble the Spongebob Squarepants character Squidward.

I gave your Mum 'The Squidward' last night.

by Flealan February 23, 2008

squidward

The only Spongebob character who can hit the dab

Did you see squidward hit the dab on that parade float?

by GrizzlyBaritone February 20, 2016

Squidward

The only normal character on the TV show SpongeBob SquarePants. He is a squid.

Squidward said that SpongeBob is immature.

by Nick September 20, 2003

Squidward

A character in Spongebob Squarepants who always behave seriously and realistic unlike the main character.

Squidward is way more cool than Spongbob.

by Anonymous July 25, 2003

Squidward

The skid mark a shit leaves on the bottom of the bowl.

John: That squidwards been in the toilet for like a week now!!
Joe: Piss that fucker off
John : k

by Hronk June 23, 2013