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To shit in one's own pants and then sit in it.
Lertle: "Hey Lojik, the funniest thing happened.. I was driving home and I squashed a frog!"

Lojik: "Haha what?"

Lertle: "I thought I had to fart but I shat myself, then i sat in it. Very messy it was"
by Funny Mofo No.1 April 19, 2011