|1.||Squashed A Frog|
To shit in one's own pants and then sit in it.
Lertle: "Hey Lojik, the funniest thing happened.. I was driving home and I squashed a frog!"
Lojik: "Haha what?"
Lertle: "I thought I had to fart but I shat myself, then i sat in it. Very messy it was"