A Lady, Woman or Girl that thinks it's a turn on to fuck all of the british army whilst on a night out. The Squaddy Mattress earn their keep by getting free drinks from the from the unsuspecting soldier in return for back ally action.
by Theblackbridge February 1, 2010
A squaddy mattress is a girl who's slept with more than 5 members of our lovely armed forces. General slag, scally and chav.
by ali November 30, 2004
A girl who likes to have sexual encounters with members of the armed forces, usually from the army. More often than not during/after a night out when they’ve just met them.
by QuakerOatsReadyBrek November 23, 2017
A female who like to have sexual intercourse with squaddies.
Usually have sexual intercourse in bushes and old mattress in woods.
Originated in front of McDonald’s
Usually have sexual intercourse in bushes and old mattress in woods.
Originated in front of McDonald’s
‘ She’s a right squaddie mattress’
by Squaddie2479 January 18, 2018