A spurd is the term used for the aftermath of when someone has had unprotected anal sex resulting in an ass filled with semen:
A sperm turd.
A sperm turd.
I fucked Becky in the ass last night and this morning she had a massive spurd.
I am so going to need to take a spurd after that fucking!
I am so going to need to take a spurd after that fucking!
by Thespurdinater September 25, 2011
Using a wooden spoon to insert a turd in to a "dirty whores" mouth and then quickly securing the mouth with duct tape. Often used by "dirty bitches" during intercourse to heighten the pleasure of anal penetration. Long time advocate and active receiver of spurd taping is Tracy S. who is quoted as saying "Spurd taping is for when ass to mouth just isn't good enough."
Tracy loves it when there is spurd taping at a party because there's nothing like leaving the taste of shit in your mouth.
by raven 52386 February 12, 2015
Spurd, the opposite of a stud offen referred to as a spurd.
Spurd, to be ill equipped to attract potential mates.
Spurd, to be ill equipped to attract potential mates.
by Knowledgeable peanut October 18, 2021