Spooky Poops

A man is startled and awakened in middle of the night....

A quaking from down under is asunder. Brother.

Man, I sure got them spooky poops last night, made me sweat like a hog.

by sausagegirl420 June 8, 2011

Spooky poops

Spooky poops are when you are sitting on the toilet, feel a poop come out, hear a splash, but there is no poop to be found.

Casper: Man I just had spooky poops.
Winston: I got you, fam.

by Yuge Lad May 27, 2020