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(On the ski slope)

Ragnar: Woa, I hate skis!

Nathan: Now why would you say that?

Ragnar: I just did the split second splits!
by erzebet333 July 24, 2010
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Changing relationship status in facebook and removing the notification from the time-line in a split second so that your friends won't ask you why went from married to single.
"Joyce is no longer in a relationship"...Now click "Remove" on the notification in a split second before anyone reads about the change! That is a splitsecond split.
by Lucita Jones April 18, 2010
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