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Indigestion, diarrhea, bowel cramps, or a number of internal maladies caused by the ingestion of the sugar substitute Splinda.
The splindigestion I got from those cal-free cupcakes gave me two hours of diarromit.
by crbenlon-- Shortpunt Slapnuts October 08, 2010