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The uncalming fear of what may be on the underside of the toilet seat in a public bathroom.
Someone before you may have made some porcelain percussion with their toilet muffin pasted to the seat and made a heck of a mess on the under side. You are afraid to touch the seat and lift it up! This is Splattermatterphobia!
by Trackwalker March 04, 2009

Words related to Splattermatterphobia

fear matter phobia porcelain percussion splatter toilet muffin toilet seat