A condition one has after eating at the 915 in Ft. Thomas
Seems like every time I go to the Feezee I get a mean case of splatter butt.
by Pedro2010 January 23, 2009
The wet, splattered butt you are left with after a high velocity oatmeal type dump. This is often the result of eating a lot after a long drinking binge. Most often splatterbutt sessions are followed by a shower and a serious scrubbing except in the case of college freshman.
After the kegger the other night we went and killed a couple of jalpeno meat lover pizzas. I spent the whole morning with splatterbutt and had to shower four times.
by Tannasgh February 13, 2006