Splatic

The product of excessive vehicular passage over road kill; flattened road kill carcass.
"Ewe look at that road kill."
"No Honey that's splatic, see how it's stuck to the road."
by Pungent punner May 27, 2013
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Splaticated

To be severely intoxicated
I was so splaticated last night that I think I slept with my cousin.
by Big Time Slimmy Jim G November 16, 2010
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splatical

to describe someone who is retarded
that kid over there is splatical
by splatical November 13, 2022
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