Splash

When something is water, (so fresh) that it’s slick. Especially said after dapping someone up.

Yo bro that’s a bet. I’ll see you later (dap) Splash.

by I trademark ™ November 15, 2018

Splashed

To drink excessively on a night out (or in..)

"duuuuude, we're totally getting splashed tonight"

by One pretty drunk chick September 4, 2008

Splash

The sound that constipated shit makes when it hits toilet water.

After I drank that container of Pepto Bismal I had a splash in the bathroom.

by Josh Kirkley November 28, 2004

splash

A small amount of liquor; approximately a shot.

"I'll take a splash of Jaeger"

by big craig February 12, 2013

Splash

(v.) To smoke marijuana or shisha out of a hookah. Commonly used as slang for having a hookah session or just smoking in general.

"Yo let's go splash some pooty water."

"Man I'm gonna get so fucking splashed tonight."

"Pass the cheezits.

by Sleeping Pooty February 18, 2014

splash

What you say when someone says something that makes you think of something dirty or makes you think of sexually dirty innuendo. Or-when you hear something that makes you think of something dirty or sexual, "splash" is the sound "your mind makes when it falls into the gutter".

Jimmy said that the guy at the hotdog stand didn't like big wieners. so to respond to what Jimmy said, I yelled: Splash!

by The Eastah Bunny March 31, 2007

splashing

a verb meaning the act of pissing in ones drink. Most commonly a factor and parties and gatherings where alchoholic beverages are served. Most splashings happen when someone leaves their drink in the care of someone else for any period of time long enough to unzip pants. Most common splashers are assholes and drunken idiots.

Rudy: hey watch my drink i have to piss
Curran: ok
(few minutes later)
Rudy: whatd u do this tastes funny.
Curran: nothing

Rudy: whatever(chugs glass)
Curran whispering to richard: i just splashed all over his drink

by John Ritz March 27, 2005