Splash Mat 

Precautionary measure, whereby toilet paper is folded in such a way it covers the surface of the toilet water for the purpose of preventing inevitable splash back from a poo plop.

Other benefits of this practice include preventing the sound of splash down being heard by outsiders.

Steve: "Last time I went to the toilet the splash-back created left me wiping for days, it was so destructive Kathy heard it in the bedroom. Certainly didn't get lucky that night."

Me: "Two words - splash mat."

Splash Mat by Helping the average Joe September 15, 2011

Splash Matting 

When you put down a layer of toilet paper before taking a shit.

X: do you put down a layer of toilet roll before you take a dump so that water doesn’t splash?
Y: what, splash matting, yeah!

Splash Matting by HungBoi May 18, 2021

splash o matic 

OVERPOWERED WEAPON AND THATS WHY I MAIN IT

It got nerfed 😞

I LOVE BURST BOMBS

1: splash o matic is overpowered ngl

2: f*ck off you dirty piece of sh*t you probably main golden aerospray and spam Booyah bomb or your f*cking sprinklers go KYS you disgrace to the planet earth go back to alterna and get killed by global warming while I stay in turf war with my baby splash o matic

splash o matic by AmyKinda_gayBro June 4, 2023

slash-mate 

someone who knowingly screws their friends over for their own shitty self-interests.

Brandon: Damn, I can't believe those assholes in room 2059 got us all in trouble again.

Jake: Fuck, what a bunch of slash-mates.

slash-mate by BmJdMl December 24, 2008

slash-mate 

someone who knowingly screws their friends over for their own shitty self-interests.

Brandon: Damn, I can't believe those assholes in room 2059 got us all in trouble again.

Jake: Fuck, what a bunch of slash-mates.

slash-mate by PowerBar December 15, 2008

Splashatory Rape 

When going to the bathroom on an automatic flush toilet, it will randomly flush and spray your undercarriage.

The flush was consented by the toilet, not you.

I was dropping the kids of at the pool and was splashatory raped by the auto flush...

My box is all wet from that damn auto flusher! I was splashatory raped!

Splashatory Rape by Company Man aka Hero December 28, 2011

splashation 

projectile ejaculation

A massive clean-up was required to rid walls, bed linens, and my perfecly coiffed hair of all the splashation.

splashation by rhenvar June 26, 2010