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1. Spitfuck
A term coined by Woody Harrelson's character Tallahassee in the zom-com Zombieland. He typically uses it to describe his kind of awkward, goodhearted comrade with a Coach Gun, Columbus. It's an obvious play on the typical term "spitfire".
"Kid finally got to first base... Not bad for that skinny, little spitfuck."- Tallahassee
2. Spitfuck
The meaning derives from the movie "Zombieland"
but it usually means a waste of sperm or just another way of telling someone they are accidents of birth.
Dude 1: Hey when were you born?

Dude 2: idk my parents never told me...

Dude 1: Dammm You must have been an accident....what a spitfuck

Dude 2: Fuck you ass hole
3. spitfuck
anal sex between two males in which the only lubricant used is human saliva.
*hock-ptoo* *hock-ptoo* *squelch* *squelch* *squelch* *slurp*
by David Ferguson Oct 27, 2004 add a video
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