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"Spitting the custard" is the act of ejaculation.
Similar in usage to "jizzing" and "jizzed".

1: "She was totally asking for it, so I spat the custard on her back"

2: "Leigh loves it when you spit the custard all over her face"
by Invorta November 28, 2010
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