A message board posting technique designed to end or derail threads that its user finds uninteresting or lacking productive discussion. This technique involves posting screencaps from the 1967 Spider-Man cartoon series with humorous captions unrelated to the original thread topic. The user generally initiates a Spiderman thread with captions intended to declare that the original thread topic will no longer be discussed. Occasionally, additional users contribute to the derailing with their own screencaps of Spider-Man. Frequently used on 4chan's various message boards, where the technique originated. Generally used to derail threads about incest or "wincest."
by AntonioCastagnoli May 27, 2013
An emoji Spiderman 👊💦😜 is when you text your friends about how you climaxed in your hand and threw it in someone's face.
by Fatterry November 24, 2017
The act of preforming a sex act where you dangle from the celling while you fling semen into your partners vaginal cavity. Only a few individuals are able to preform this stunt correctly.
by not...daniel April 26, 2021
Like regular spiderman except way shittier and poorer. And his girlfriend's name is Maria Juanna or some shit.
by PhillipD33zNutZ March 14, 2018
When your having sex with a girl in the doggie style position and when you are about to cum, you cum in your hand and when the girl turns around you sling it in her face like spidermans web
by Daniel Jenkins September 21, 2007
Did you hear about Dave? His mum walked in on him hanging dead with his dick out. Must’ve tried the funky spiderman.
by Razzledazz69 May 19, 2019
autoerotique asphyxiation
by bohack jorseman August 12, 2015