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A Mythical Creature that is the cross between a Spider and a Cow. The Spider Cow instead of producing milk produces Kevlar out of its udders.
I wish Jeffery would hurry up milking the Spider Cow. I want to knit a vest out of the Kevlar he is getting.
by Dan11111112 January 07, 2011