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Red State Spexs by Libertatis January 8, 2015

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spexxxy

combination of the words- sexy and spiffy. often referred to hott men/women/elf ruler.

Kendra- "Dang, that guy is hotter than our vice principal!!"

Jenny- "No duh! That's Shane. He's positively spexxxy!"

spexxxy by cowboy<3lover May 15, 2009

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smexxiful

Smexxiful is a word usually used by preteens online to mean extremely attractive, sexy, hot or cute

"OMG Bill Kaulitz is soooo Smexxiful!"
"Whiplasher Bernadotte is sooo efffin Smexxiful"
"There's this Smexxiful Guy named Bill Kaulitz"
"Smexxiful? as in.. Bill Kaulitz?"

smexxiful by Alli Kaulitz July 17, 2009

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Spext

To speak text lingo to someone, especially by a parent speaking to their teenager in an effort to make themselves look extra lame.

Mom: Tbh ig idk.
Teenager: Mom, why are you talking like that?
Mom: What? I'm just spexting you. Do you not want me to spext?
Teenager with a horrified look on their face: Just...no.

Spext by ThickQueen October 29, 2018

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