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1. Sperm Burn
The effect where one put's one's hand in a recently ejaculated pool of sperm on a bed and reacts wildly due to the sudden sensory effect of the unexpected damp.
Person A: AAAAAH (waves hand wildly)

Person B: Dude, what the fuck?

Person A: I just got sperm burned from your jizz, asshole.
2. Sperm Burn
The result of dryed up ejaculate on a face.
Steve could not go out Saturday because of the sperm burn recieved on Friday night.
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