Top Definition
The crusty formation of residue that forms on the underside of a desk where copious amounts of porn is viewed.
I got totally grossed out when I tried to move my son's computer desk the other night. It had 6 inch sperlagmites on it!
by MyLittleWarlock June 06, 2012
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