"Even after Johnny had ball cancer, he had no problem dipping his speed bag into Jenna's mouth."
"When I get fucked by Bob his speed bag bounces off my asshole."
"When I get fucked by Bob his speed bag bounces off my asshole."
by Andgorifo December 13, 2007
"Even after Johnny had ball cancer, he had no problem dipping his speed bag into Jenna's mouth."
"When I get fucked by Bob his speed bag bounces off my asshole."
"When I get fucked by Bob his speed bag bounces off my asshole."
by Andgorifo December 13, 2007
by CHRIS SHAGLEY October 23, 2007
When a post-operative transsexual aggressively masturbates with particular attention paid to their repurposed glans which is now LARPing as a clitoris. Because of the violent nature of the act the neobean will often experience trauma and in extreme cases fall off.
Diana, "Did you hear what happened to jon?"
Jennifer, "No, what did he do now?"
Diana, "He was speed-bagging his neobean so furiously it popped off and rolled away!"
Jennifer, "Wow, did he find it?"
Diana, "Don't think so. Rexy was seen licking his chops so it doesn't look good."
Jennifer, "No, what did he do now?"
Diana, "He was speed-bagging his neobean so furiously it popped off and rolled away!"
Jennifer, "Wow, did he find it?"
Diana, "Don't think so. Rexy was seen licking his chops so it doesn't look good."
by Van Eric Adams August 1, 2023
When a lady squats above you whilst you are laying flat and attempts to give you a Cleveland steamer, you immediately react by applying an uppercut to the lady's rectum and forcing the would be Mr. Hanky back from wence it came.
I was with this crazy ass freak last night! She tried to give me the ole' Cleveland steamer so I gave her the New Jersey Speed Bag instead!
by New Jersey Speed Bag ASC. January 12, 2020
One of the most talented Speed Baggers in the world.... him the SCISSOR HAND Salute and he will give ya a tee shirt.
Adam Solomon Is SBSH, Speed Bag Scissor Hands, comedian, actor, celebrity, superstar and entertainer extraordinare.
by Speed bag affliction April 15, 2010
She yelled... Pound me harder! I can't feel your nuts slapping my ass? Bag speed is everything, ya know! It's the only thing that matters.
by Fritz Bennett July 20, 2008