A technique honed by the ultimate retard, upon which you put 2 fingers on your forehead, and begin to charge your energy by screaming a random number (Like "107") and then firing a beam of pure chromosomial energy out of your fingers.
by Bardootx3 March 6, 2018
Me: Look, son - that's called a mongoose.
Zoo Employee: Excuse me - but you can't say that.
Me: Huh?
Zoo Employee: It's a Special Needs Goose.
Me: For fuck's sake.
Zoo Employee: Excuse me - but you can't say that.
Me: Huh?
Zoo Employee: It's a Special Needs Goose.
Me: For fuck's sake.
by I am Iron Man! July 1, 2009
A human being who is so inept that their intelligence is below that of not just a donkey, but a donkey with special needs.
Can be shortened to "SND".
Can be shortened to "SND".
"Did you hear that question Special Needs Donkey just asked me? How does he even dress himself in the morning?"
"My boss is such an SND; I can't believe he got me to help him dial the phone."
"My boss is such an SND; I can't believe he got me to help him dial the phone."
by mizzbigglesworth May 5, 2010
Tony is one of those Special Needs Friends that can't even break up with someone without assistance.
I'm not inviting any of my Special Needs Friends to this party, because I want to have some fun.
I'm not inviting any of my Special Needs Friends to this party, because I want to have some fun.
by connicka January 18, 2012
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One of the best possible pranks you can pull on someone who gets too drunk and falls asleep at a party. Various forms are possible but depend largely on the pre-existing haircut, the position the recipient has passed out in, how unconscious they are and the hair cutting devices available.
The classic is the bowl cut - hair above the ears is left untouched, hair below the ears is badly shaved down to about number 2. Ths should ideally be lopsided with a meander at the back of the head for maximum "specialness".
nb. it is a mortal sin to pull this prank on a woman due partly to the fact that all women everywhere will feel such sympathy for her that you will never get laid again, but mostly because women should never, ever have short hair.
The classic is the bowl cut - hair above the ears is left untouched, hair below the ears is badly shaved down to about number 2. Ths should ideally be lopsided with a meander at the back of the head for maximum "specialness".
nb. it is a mortal sin to pull this prank on a woman due partly to the fact that all women everywhere will feel such sympathy for her that you will never get laid again, but mostly because women should never, ever have short hair.
Dude 1: Urgh, where am I? What time is it?
Dude 2: *Laughs uncontrollably*
Dude 1: (touching head) What? Huh? Why's my head shaved? Where's the mirr... A FUCKING SPECIAL NEEDS HAIRCUT??
Dude 2: *Laughs uncontrollably*
Dude 1: (touching head) What? Huh? Why's my head shaved? Where's the mirr... A FUCKING SPECIAL NEEDS HAIRCUT??
by Mr. Cardboard November 6, 2011
The current state of the "Special Relationship" between Trump's America and Brexit Britain, both having gotten largely out of hand in the last two years.
US: I don't know which one of us is dumber now, you with Brexit or us with Trump.
UK: Actually, we're both pretty fucked, mate. The Special Relationship has really become the Special Needs Relationship now.
UK: Actually, we're both pretty fucked, mate. The Special Relationship has really become the Special Needs Relationship now.
by nambiancovfefe June 8, 2018