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Comes from the merging of spastic with fuckwit. A mean, selfish, insensitive prick who parades as a rambling, incoherent retard to avoid detection. This individual will betray you but somehow will manage to weasel out of it.
This is the last time I listen to that Spazwit!
by Zmans August 30, 2011