Mr Spartan Ops is a 14-15 year old Dutch-Canadian kid who leads a nord clan on Mount & Blade:Warband on Xbox One called the Yggdrasil. However he is a horrible leader, he has/had advisors and he himself admitted he never listens to his advisors. He also likes sticking his nose in affairs that are not his own, and interrupt them such as in a battle he might kick someone in formation or before they shoot essentially sabotaging the battle, and when you tk him for the sabotage he will say you started it by hitting him when he kicked archers before they fire stopping them from firing, then kicking people as they hold a shield wall as the enemy is charging which is just a petty move. He also acts as if he is some mastermind when in reality he is as full of shit as a Washington politician. He also will pull in other clans and someone to tk in a battle, and lie before admitting in the party that he is a liar. His parents also lock up his Xbox until 12:00pm, he also likes to act like a child when he is in a party with the people he pissed off doing bullshit. He claims to be able to take on an entire kingdom of 89+ people by himself when he himself has a tactic of feint spamming which only works in a 1v1 situation and even then most people in the kingdom can easily counter it, and in a battle he has less than 20 active people in his clan.
1. Why is this mr spartan ops fag kicking or men in formation while the enemy is charging
2. Because mr spartan ops is a sabotaging faggot
3. That mr spartan ops sure loves to stick his nose where it doesn't belong
4. Yea that mr spartan ops just cant help himself hes like a school girl
5. Mr spartan Ops just demoted me from officer to recruit for trying to employ tactics that would help us win a battle.
6. Well that's because mr spartan ops likes to lose battles using terrible tactics.
2. Because mr spartan ops is a sabotaging faggot
3. That mr spartan ops sure loves to stick his nose where it doesn't belong
4. Yea that mr spartan ops just cant help himself hes like a school girl
5. Mr spartan Ops just demoted me from officer to recruit for trying to employ tactics that would help us win a battle.
6. Well that's because mr spartan ops likes to lose battles using terrible tactics.
by Harald Sidgurson April 2, 2020
When one is frustrated and angered to the point of giving the accused a most-deserved upper decker and feels the need to voice their anger- they must, just before dropping a lung in the toilet tank, shout loudly- "This is Sparta!!!" as spoken in the movie 300. After this is spoken, one would shit with vengeance into the tank.
Angry person- That bitch of a waitress ignored our table for over half-an-hour because they add automatic gratuity to the check, so I will leave them my opinion of their service in their toilet tank in the form of a Spartan Upper Decker.
Friend 5 minutes later- Did you do it?
Angry person- I showed no mercy!
Friend 5 minutes later- Did you do it?
Angry person- I showed no mercy!
by Litaker April 7, 2011
"What are Leonidas and Chief doing?"
"Oh shit, that's a spartan staring contest, we should leave."
"Why?"
"Because you don't want to find out what happens when one of them loses..."
"Oh shit, that's a spartan staring contest, we should leave."
"Why?"
"Because you don't want to find out what happens when one of them loses..."
by SpartansNeverDie December 27, 2013
Simply means Anal sex. It is derived from the fact that Spartan men were forced to bond using anal sex and anal sex is often used as a birth control in modern society.
"Dude, you gunna need a condom tonight?"
"Nah, I'm just gunna stick to good old Spartan birth control."
"Nah, I'm just gunna stick to good old Spartan birth control."
by kevin03246 November 19, 2008
when she does a hand stand you use a ancient condom"sperm dired condom" to fuck her in a anail plessure
by Sparta600 October 17, 2011
I went over to cindys house last night, I gave her the old spartan war helmet. When we were done she kicked me down the stairs yelling "this is OVER!!!
by c_lurch April 6, 2014
by 2Meg247 December 20, 2008