Sparta Bitch Slap Share definition Flag An epic slap to the face which has the equivalent force to that of a sparta kick to the chest. Person: Ho, I'm gonna sparta bitch slap you if you don't go out there and make my money! Sparta Bitch Slap by Khaos-sama February 1, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Sparta Bitch Slap mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch