Spanorkfaknife 

a spanorkfaknife is a spoon, fork, knife combination utensil

it is the best utensil to use in any situation

it is used by boy scouts, hippies and sasquatch alike

hippie: hey sasquatch can you pass me a spanorkfaknife, i need to eat some soup then my steak

sasquatch: sure dude, here you go

Spanorkfaknife by Andy the Mexican Candy February 12, 2009

Spanork 

The Spanork is a combo between the Fork,spoon, and Knife.
The Spanork is use when you are eating something then have to switch utensils. This is used for BoyScouts, Hikers, BackPackers, and another outdoors men and or women.

Dennis: What is this?
Chris: I don't know,but i can drink soup and eat my steak
John: Well come on its a Spanork

Man1:Hey did you pack the utensils
Women1:no of course not I just grabbed 2 Spanorks to save space.

Spanork by Jr.JDubs May 9, 2011

Spanobakarma 

Bad karma received from actions that occurred during a period of feeling borucked.

It was spanobakarma when she received a mandatory jury summons for the first week of her new job.

Spanobakarma by Yur12kidme August 15, 2016

spanorking 

The act of stabbing somebody with a spork

He was injured in a Spanorking incident when he tried to touch/take my food

spanorking by runstealshoot October 10, 2019