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Ruthless inquisitors who use such
torture as poking with soft cushions and forcible seating in a comfy chair. *I* don't know - Mr Wentworth just told me to come in here and say that there was trouble at the mill, that's all - I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.
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1) A very clever sketch performed by the Monty Python boys consisting of a group of blundering cardinals dressed in silly red hats who laugh diabolically and torture unsuspecting english persons with dish-drying racks. Amongst their weaponry are such diverse elements as: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and nice red uniforms...
2) What nobody expects. NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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when you are being interrogated/questioned ruthlessly by an individual or individuals. Girlfriend: where were you last night?
me: at home. Girlfriend: why didn't you answer my calls? me: my phone was dead. girlfriend: well why didn't you call? Me: damn! what the hell is this??? the Spanish inquisition??? |
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No one expects it. Cardinal Ximenez: "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
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An awful time in Jewish and general history, the Spanish Inquisition was commenced by Queen Isabel and King Ferdinand of Spain. Jews were systematically and specifically persecuted, forced either to convert to Roman Catholicism or be killed by the monarchy. The Spanish Inquisition may have affected Christopher Columbus to be quiet about his own Jewish heritage.
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A sexual move involving carrots, flan, caramel, and flaming vibrators. " Holy shit! That Spanish inquisition felt AWESOME!!!!"
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A term in Texas Hold Em' poker that refers to holding pocket 3's. The basis is that they aren't the lowest pockets, but are close enough that high betting with a 3 in the common cards will lead no one to believe you have trips. No one expects the Spanish Inquisition. <Player 1> "Flush, Ace high!"
<Player 2> "Full house, 3's full of Jacks" <Player 1> "Damn, I didn't think you had pocket 3's" <Player 2> "No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!" |
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