Spandork

bicyclist wearing spandex; with an attitude proportionate to the cost of their gear
His look of contempt was obvious as he rode past in his spandex and fancy gear; what a spandork!
by badbitbucket May 5, 2016
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Spandork

Dorky, bookworm type girl wearing spandex.
Pamela should take a look in the mirror, spandex is not her friend. Between the glasses and the sweater she really looks like a spandork
by drilldoe November 30, 2013
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