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Space Me 

1. When you meet new people out or perhaps you're reconnecting with a long lost somebody, suggest they look you up on MySpace. Maybe you're short on time and can't play catch-up right then. This is the super simple way of saying "keep in touch", "later", "text me" or "call me", etc. (Because puhleeese, everybody and their uncle has a MySpace profile.)

2. When you're blowing someone off but not trying to look like a total sub-zero ice queen.
1. On her way out the door she blew air-kisses to her friends, waved and departed by enthusiastically saying, "Space Me!"

2. He was my brothers friend so I was playing nice even though he was lookin' kinda janky with his busted faux-hawk. I let him chat me up but when he asked for the digits I said, "Oh, yeah...just Space Me at.....". Since I have a private account, he won't have an all-access pass to me or my hot friends.
Space Me by her_nimbleness February 1, 2008
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Give Me Space 

If someone says "I need space" it means that they need to take some time away from the relationship in order to decide how to articulate their needs, wants, and expectations. Someone's need for space doesn't mean you did anything wrong. A need for space may not exclusively be relationship based, it can also be because of stress in other areas of a person's life. Sometimes, separation is required in order for growth.
Girlfriend: *being smothering*

Boyfriend: "Jessica, I need you to give me space."
Girlfriend: "...I understand."

One Week to One Month Later
Boyfriend: "Hey, so I've thought a lot about our relationship and I've decided.."
Give Me Space by heyyojoeno February 3, 2019

me space 

one's personal space around them at a given time
"Do you mind not having you chin on my shoulder? I need some me space right now."
me space by Daisy T. July 10, 2006

spare me 

Usually said in a sentence while someone's trying to tell you b/s, lie, or whatever. You just don't want to hear it anymore.
Boyfriend: I swear I didn't cheat! She went on top----
Girlfriend: You know what, Spare me the details and drama. We're through.
spare me by SparexMe_Loser December 26, 2009

space mermaid

a really hot eccentric girl, who always appears to be "spaced out"
"That artist Ragzy is such a space mermaid bro."

space mermaid

Mythological creatures typically seen after consuming mass amounts of delicious natty ice, also resulting in not laying the pipe one was very confident in at the begining of the night.
"Dude!" "spacemerms" "Holy shit bro, did you see that fucking space mermaid"?
space mermaid by chillyfuckingwilly February 17, 2014

Spare me some coochie ma’am

Famous words from squidwards self after no nut November.
Spare me some coochie ma’am means giving squidward that fresh stuff