Space Docker 

A turd in a condom - put in the freezer for a few hours and then used as a dildo.

Proper dildos are expensive, I prefer to just use a space docker.

Space Docker by Copernicus November 23, 2004

space docker 

Also someone with a limited grasp on reality

My brother is a space docker

space docker by surfergrl December 24, 2004

space dockers glove 

similar to space docking, but uses a surgical glove brim full of excrement which is then frozen. can be frozen with fingers straight for extra depth or fingers closed for frozen fisting.

simon ; hey big D, get out the space dockers glove and give me a good poo punch up my mucky sphinter"

space dockers glove by ive tried it and it was great January 21, 2009

Space Docked 

When a man is fucking a girl either in the vagina, or in the anus, and tears through the skin separating the two. His penis is then in both of her orifices, and she is probably bleeding and screaming. Space docking can be accomplished either by entering the vagina, tearing through and exiting the anus. Or by entering the anus, tearing through, and exiting the vagina.

Guy1: Damn man, last night Suzy and I were fucking and she was laying on her stomach, and I was sitting on top of her facing away from her head, fucking her in the ass. And I fuckin pushed in hard, and next thing you know I pushed out of her fucking vagina!

Guy2: Either you have fucking Cheshire cat dick, or you space docked the shit out of her! Her pussy is gonna need some serious stitches. Sounds like your life is going to suck for a while. Have fun with your blue balls.

Guy1: Hey man. Whoa. Her pussy is busted. Not her mouth.

Space Docked by Harzz June 5, 2012

Space Docket 

The act of shitting in a condom, freezing it and then using it as a little (or large depending on prior food consumption) butt dildo to supplement masturbation.

Jeez, the missus is out of town this weekend. Might treat myself to a ride on the old space docket!

Space Docket by Disastrous42 November 25, 2019

dicker space 

You want to sell your old couch. You want $100 for it. But on Kijiji you ask for $150. The space between $150 and $100 is the dicker space.

Lynn- I think i will put my couch for sale on Kijiji! I will advertise it for $100 bucks.

Shirley- Don't do that Lynn. Advertise it for $150. It gives you dicker space.

dicker space by 50 and knows how to dicker. June 23, 2011

spacedocker

One who endeavors in the pursuit of defecating, in a sexual manner, into the confines of a prevalent sexual orifice (both the vaginal cavity as well as the rectum are accepted entrance locations).

The spacedocker pooped inside my dad's butt hole this morning.

spacedocker by the rimlord December 8, 2010