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Southern Bandit 

An act done during fornication in attempts to engage in anal sex in which the male knowingly slips his penis out of the woman's vagina and reinserts it into her anus and claims the action was done by mistake to avoid consequences if his attempt is unwelcome.
1. Dude I went for anal sex last night and I got it for about 2 seconds until she freaked out. She would have been more pissed about my attempt but I pulled the Southern Bandit.

2. I think my boyfriend was trying to have anal sex last night. He said it was an accident but I think he was just pulling a Southern Bandit.
Southern Bandit by Johnny 55 February 19, 2011
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