plastic sorgery

Plastic surgery that requires a form of sorcery to be successful. Said to be particularly helpful for individuals who's face is seen on TV, such as David Pakman, the host of The David Pakman show, who was asked by a caller to get some plastic sorgery to fix his face, in order to convince the caller to watch the show more.

David Pakman could use some plastic sorgery to fix his face. I would watch The David Pakman show on YouTube more if he did.

plastic sorgery by hugo94612 December 17, 2019

Sorghuming 

The act of shoving an industrial wet/dry vac nozzle up someone’s asshole and sucking all of the shit in their system, then reversing the vaccum to spray shit everywhere.

Dude, last night I was sorghuming my girl and she went insane.

Sorghuming by Capt. Chuckster April 2, 2019

sorgy 

A texting orgy.

Engaging in the use of group texting applications such as GroupMe in order to maximize your inner slut efficiency.

A: Novelist, hurry up! We are. leaving...

B: I can't. I'm busy sexting multiple coworkers

A: Dude, just have a sorgy.

sorgy by TheNovelist September 2, 2018

I-told-you-sorgasm 

The intensely pleasurable feeling a doomsayer gets when saying "I told you so," often accompanied by a long rant pontificated with various enthusiastic gesticulations.

Doomsayer: Hahahahaha I told you the economy would crash!
Random Acquaintance: Woah, dude, don't have an I-told-you-sorgasm.

I-told-you-sorgasm by Planeswalker_ March 31, 2009

Sorgy 

A word used in social situations when an apology is deemed necessary, but the speaker feels no remorse whatsoever.

A: "Hey did you eat the last brownie? I wanted that!"
B: "Sorgy!"

Sorgy by loscecesboys August 10, 2012

sorgasm 

When you have sex so hard, that the orgasm hurts (in a good way)

"Last night, Jeff and I had sex and it hurt so good, I got a sorgasm"

sorgasm by GayJay July 26, 2006

Sorgasm 

Sarcasm+orgasm.
When a person gets 'appealed' due to someone's satire/sarcasm.

My goodness, Jimmy Fallon's comedy gave me sorgasms last night.

Sorgasm by InternetHuman April 5, 2015